Sex is my SECRET

20th May 2013

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Quixon's Quality Jamboree: Y'all can't REALLY pay attention to what women SAY they want though. →

They’ll look at a cat with disgustingly cut washboard abs and be like, “YASSSSSSS COME TAKE ME” when that dude has only ONE love, the fucking gym.

Women run on the visual fellas. They take a nice looking dude and impart all the characteristics they think are beneficial on to him. They don’t think that he could possibly be a nutjob, or narcissistic as fuck, or even homosessual.

If you can just get your foot in the door and not be a raging asshole, you can get her to impart that profile onto you.

Don’t lose faith.

Source: quixon

20th May 2013

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Three cheers for the Magic Conch!: Women Folk →

thetallblacknerd:

Why y’all always want a nigga that’s like 6’5 when you are legally a midget? Like that don’t make no gotdamn sense. I remember when I was single that all the 5’5 chicks wanted to talk to me, talmbout how I make them feel safe because I’m 6’8. Im like, chick you think imma develop scoliosis just so your ass can feel safe? Get a gun. I need me a tall curvy big booty girl. You dont know how hard it was to slap booty for me, i would scrape my goddamn fingers on the ground before it landed on cheek. Got me all the way fucked up thinking im about to roll with your 4’11 ass..looking like I kidnapped you. Aint about to see me on now Americas Most Wanted.